For Real?

Someone actually tried to turn in a plagiarized paper to the philosopher who wrote the freaking thing!

Hint for any [bad] philosophy students out there: the articles on the Standford Encyclopedia of Philosophy are written by the philosophers who are experts in that area. Check the bottom of the page to make sure that the expert who wrote that article isn’t your teacher before you copy/paste and claim it as your own.

Golly-geez. I’m losing faith in humanity.

“Man, this is a really good paper, this student seems to know everything you could ever want to know about compatiblism. I must be the best teacher ever… Huh, now that sounds familiar…”