I'm so socially awkward:

My friend, Brandon:

I'm flying to Maryland this week, so I'll just work on the paper on the plane.

Me:	Oh, why are you going to Maryland?

Brandon:

I'm interviewing for the PhD program over there.

Me:	Oh. That's nice.

Brandon:

Yeah, last time I went to one of these interviews in Missouri, I just drank the whole time.

Me:

Oh.

Brandon:

Yeah.

Me:	That's weird. In the interview?